i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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