Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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