The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We left an ass print on the piano.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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