no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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