Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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