Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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