you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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