Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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