Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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