If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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