My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Farmville is her only friend.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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