Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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