Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
God, I missed his penis.
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