I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
