Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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