You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
now i know why i became what i already was.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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