I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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