dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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