We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He shit in the fireplace
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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