seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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