do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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