Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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