I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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