don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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