so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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