Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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