I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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