Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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