Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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