Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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