I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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