If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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