YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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