I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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