Yo dont text me then not text me
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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