i think i have two assholes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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