But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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