Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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