He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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