Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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