Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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