He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
