"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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