Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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