Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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