As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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