Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We were destined to go to rehab together
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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