There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize