You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
