One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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