the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I believe in your delicious
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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