I got chris browned last night
so explain again why im purple
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water