Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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