If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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