on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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