I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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